How Weiner Can Win: Go the Full Pee-Wee!
My sources tell me that this is the plan: GO BIG! Make yourself “Celebrity-Crazy-Lovable”. For example: Like Justin Bieber, walk around wearing a gas mask for no reason. And always wear ugly pants. Also, like the Bieb, adopt a pet monkey. Everyone will get the joke. Dedicate the campaign to Rick James, Mr. Superfreak himself! … Read more