A- Doctor Strange: Tulsi Gabbard, who is sorcerer who travels into alternate dimensions.
B -Batwoman: Elizabeth Warren, although a star in her own right, is linked to a larger comics franchise.
C – Mole Man: Tom Steyer, when running, operated in a subterranean world.
D – The Human Torch: Joe Biden:His body, exuding flames, powers ahead, yelling, “Flame on!”
E – Mr. Fantastic: Pete Buttigieg: In his campaign became famous for his ability to stretch himself to attempt the unexpected.
F – Captain Marvel: Bernie Sanders, who discovers that by yelling a magic word becomes a superhero.
G -The Black Canary: Lindsey Graham, who fights other super heroes and keeps the money.
H – Ninja Turtle: Mitch McConnell, who lives in a sewer and was trained by a rat.
I- The Rocketeer: Michael Bloomberg, who flies around in a jetpack, wearing a retro costume.
J -Invisible Woman: Amy Klobuchar, who could render herself and other objects invisible.
K- Hell Boy: Donald Trump, was summoned from Hell to Earth as a baby by Nazi occultists.
L -The Shadow: Vladimir Putin, who operates in the dark, clouding minds.
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