A- Doctor Strange: Tulsi Gabbard, who is sorcerer who travels into alternate dimensions.
B -Batwoman: Elizabeth Warren, although a star in her own right, is linked to a larger comics franchise.
C – Mole Man: Tom Steyer, when running, operated in a subterranean world.
D – The Human Torch: Joe Biden:His body, exuding flames, powers ahead, yelling, “Flame on!”
E – Mr. Fantastic: Pete Buttigieg: In his campaign became famous for his ability to stretch himself to attempt the unexpected.
F – Captain Marvel: Bernie Sanders, who discovers that by yelling a magic word becomes a superhero.
G -The Black Canary: Lindsey Graham, who fights other super heroes and keeps the money.
H – Ninja Turtle: Mitch McConnell, who lives in a sewer and was trained by a rat.
I- The Rocketeer: Michael Bloomberg, who flies around in a jetpack, wearing a retro costume.
J -Invisible Woman: Amy Klobuchar, who could render herself and other objects invisible.
K- Hell Boy: Donald Trump, was summoned from Hell to Earth as a baby by Nazi occultists.
L -The Shadow: Vladimir Putin, who operates in the dark, clouding minds.
JOHN BOEHNER, House Minority Leader, Rush Limbaugh’s favorite cigar, blows the partisan smoke that the economic stimulus bill is a “spending” bill. Well, wasn’t that the point. Nobody has yet called them a bunch of liberals fighting over what to spend on! It can’t be easy for Rush who has to take over the whole damn party himself. And it’s about time! You have to hand it to him for honesty. He wants Obama to fail and he says it out loud.
