December 13, 2017
Art, politics, angels, demons . . . and righteous dogs.

Great New Fundraising Idea of the Day

Rick Santorum is about to realize untold millions with this fresh new idea from his campaign: the Rick Santorum Barf Bag. Reasonably priced, this handy item will keep God, friends and loved ones always aware that much of the  founding ideas and people of your country just makes you sick. Never go into a public building, attend a non-religious gathering or certainly enter a university without one of these.  You wouldn’t want to muss your vestments, special religious underwear, burqa or chastity belt. Available in extra large for hugely fat couch potato voters who aren’t that used to going anywhere.

Anti-Romney Tactic of the Day

Rick Santorum, in sweeping three contests last night in Minnesota, Colorado and Missouri, has revealed a successful strategy to the Republican nomination: pray away the Romney.

New Faces of 2012: The Rise of Rick Santorum

This morning we are greeted by the rise of Rick Santorum.  The one GOP candidate so great an non-entity as to be ignored through the entire debate season. What’s important about Santorum is that he is a candidate who has devoted his life to fighting against sex.  Using terms like “values” he speaks in code to people who are up all night upset that other people are having sex. Seems to me the remedy is more sex, not less. In any case Santorum always looks to me to be perpetually embarrassed  that his nose seems to be having an erection.