December 13, 2017
Art, politics, angels, demons . . . and righteous dogs.

The Quotable Hugo Chavez

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“Remember, little girl, I’m like the thorn tree that flowers on the plain…. Don’t mess with me,

Condoleezza. Don’t mess with me, girl.”, in a Sunday broadcast after Secretary of State Rice said

 Venezuela was a menace to democracy, February 2006.

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“If one day you ever get the crazy idea of invading Venezuela, I’ll be waiting for you on

 this savanna.” , addressed to “Mr. Danger” (President Bush), while seated behind a desk in a

 field, with cows, on his weekly TV show “Alo Presidente,” 2006.


“And the Devil came here yesterday. Yesterday the Devil came here. Right here.

 . And it smells of sulphur still today.”, on President George W. Bush, at the U.N.

 September 2006.

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“I hope this doesn’t harm Obama, but if I was from the United States, I’d vote for Obama. I think

 that if Obama was from Barlovento or some Caracas neighborhood, he’d vote for Chavez.”, on

 TV, prior to U.S. and Venezuelan presidential elections, September 2012.

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“It would not be strange that there had been civilization on Mars, but maybe capitalism arrived

 there, imperialism arrived and finished off the planet.”, in a World Water Day speech, March


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“Would it be so strange that they [the United States] have invented the technology to spread

 cancer and we won’t know about it for 50 years?”, in a speech to the military, December


Great thanks to Susan Brenneman, Wes Bausmith, The Los Angeles Times.