May 3, 2017
Art, politics, angels, demons . . . and righteous dogs.

Santorum Campaign Store Item of the Day

The hottest prospective item in the Santorum store is this prototype of the Foster Friess Aspirin Dispenser. This handy device, in the image of the top Santorum donor, automatically pops out a tablet from between the knees, at the slightest rise in room temperature. This is very effective political device.  It is guaranteed to get women to vote . . . for someone else, of course.