Adaptation of the Day: Nuke Romney

Now that Romney has tasted bitter defeat after laid-back, phoned-in debate performances, attacking Obama in brain-dead boilerplate and allowing Gingrich to tear up the stage, how will he handle the debate tonight?  Mitt “Zelig” Romney, will, I suspect, adapt to the new normal; show up unkempt, uncombed, 50 lbs overweight, affecting a gassy, nasal wheeze and immediately begin to gnaw on Brian Williams. Bon appétit!